Fabio Pancini

Fabio was found and raised by a sweet family in Sorrento under the impression he was an alien (like from the movies!), and because the kids wanted to raise a little E.T. baby. As he grew up and quickly developed human intelligence, he frequently took to hiding in dolls and mannequins so he could play with his sisters. He worked in a little sunny resturaunt with his nanna until he was dragged along to the United States against his will to accompany Step. Now broke and with no one to really hire him, he became an escort in an attempt to keep himself on two feet. He was, quite literally, hired off the street by Boss while waiting for a client.

He's incredibly bright in personality, if not slightly flighty due to all the unfamiliarity. Fabio is also very airheaded, either as a result of near constant confusion, his sheltered childhood, or something else. He still tries to live life the best he can, having a crazy massive high school level crush on a frequent customer of the deli, Shalla. Their frequent romantically charged interactions sparked jealousy from a lonely Boss, resulting in a heavy bias against him. Physical punishment for his wrongdoings were fairly regular (Fabio is a frequent customer of arts and crafts stores for their wooden hands as replacement parts).

Likes: SHALLA......, Whipp, his bestest friend Erezoso (he loves platonic cuddles), Café music, orange sherbet, summer and the beach, singing (he always wanted to be a singer), anatomy and physiology, kittys and kittens, the library, cooking, Boss (he wishes he protected him :wweh:), Gool ("This dog is weird!!"), his crusty teddy bear from when he was little, purple (the gay kind not the cool kind)

Dislikes: Literally everything about his current living situation, Boss (he is so fucking scared of this man), most of his coworkers (Autumn is alright though he knew her longest), whatever the hell Step listens to, Shalla's family, cold weather