Name: Barrow Oznik

Age: 7

Gender: Doesn't matter lmao (They/Them)

Species: Slarm, their other dad is a gross wizard

Occupation: Witch-in-training

Nationality: idk American

Barrow was born 27 years ago while Jude was still attending college. The father, Azimoth, left very shortly after Barrow's birth for the vague reason of "My family is in danger." Barrow ages incredibly slowly, but they are both physically and mentally 7. They are still a child, they just went through the housing crisis. Even though they're 7, they seem to be very talented at sewing, various arts and crafts, and cooking. Despite being born into a Jewish household, they have an unbelievable fascination and love for Halloween and don't follow Kosher guidelines (mainly because it's a personal choice for Jude, and because Barrow loves every non-Kosher meat.)

Their love for Halloween, witchcraft, and all things autumn, as well as family history (on their other dad's side) is what sparked a massive interest in becoming a witch. They like to ride around on a broom and play with their very weird cat. they have an unusual talent for brewing and spells, often using it to frighten others for no real reason other than "heehee". Bongo, Gool, and Fabio being the main targets of their antics and overall trickery. Despite their mischevious nature, they are goodhearted and mean well.

Barrow is a reoccuring customer for Meat Clown, often coming for a sandwich with "spooky cheese", or to gather information on Boss for Jude. In contrast to their father, Barrow seems to really like Boss, very quickly taking to calling him "Unka Boss." Very convenient considering they are actually uncle and nephew. Jude's weird unofficial adoption of Step has led to Barrow immediately growing fond of him and declaring him "new big brother!" (Step is honored and you better believe it)

Likes: Halloween, little kittys and kittens, their dad ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ, scary cheese, Step (new big brother!!), their Unka Boss, Unka Fabio (despite them being technically cousins), mischief, japes, tricks and/or treats, witchcraft, mixing every soap in the bathroom together, eating parts of animals you didn't even know you could eat, making scary faces, extremely spicy foods, sweets and candies

Dislikes: Ween (Step kept saying Ween, the band, invented Halloween and it made Barrow so upset they cried), turkey, the 364 days after Halloween, Bongo ("he stinks!!!!"), Mariah Carey playing in November (or at all), Matzah ("it's too flat!"), tall shelves, well done meat (too chewy and dry), hot weather

The aformentioned "spooky cheese."

Barrow as they appear in Untitled Noir